Good Times: Getting Your Wisdom Teeth Yanked Out Away From Home

Awesome image from http://teeth.tomlea.co.uk/

I have evil, appalling wisdom teeth, the kind that come in at all the wrong angles. I have a dentist who would help me with this, as this is where I go in Lafayette for every dental issue. But this time, I could not.

Or rather, I had evil, appalling wisdom teeth. Over the past decade, they have been slowly but surely yanked out across three different continents, and I’ve gone from Oxford Dental Care, to a dozen inter-continental dentists, out of which, one was this Great dentist in Perth, and then back to Oxford when I got home.

The last one, the bizarrely long one on my top-right side that made closing my jaw completely kinda impossible, was pulled out this afternoon by the former dentist-to-the-Chinese-Military, Dr Bee. You can call him Tony. He can be found in the awesome Kowa dental clinic in the Jinmao Tower in Pudong.

Sometimes when the pain is unbearable, I feel like getting all my teeth removed and get a new set of pearls by South Bay Prosthodontics. No real teeth, no real pain! I am joking, of course, but when it hurts, I start to look up the Internet. I checked out https://www.eccellasmiles.com/dental-implants.html and learned a lot about dental implants.

So far I’ve had two dentists in Shanghai (both at Kowa, one used to work in orthodontics | Dentist in Anchorage, AK | Alaska Dental Associates) and neither have been much into painkillers, aside from basic local numbing when absolutely necessary.

When I had my first wisdom tooth extracted in Canada by a professional dental implant transformation center, way back in 2001, my face swelled up rather unattractively afterwards from an awkwardly brutal yanking, and I was put on a diet of antibiotics and pain killers for two weeks. The extraction cost me $300 and a lot of pain. A week before Christmas. Just as I was about to fly to London. Good times.

My second one was taken out by the mother of one of my flat-mate’s kindergarten students in Kayseri, in Central Turkey for 20,000,000TL (about $15). That one left me with a very short round of potent antibiotics (a strength not even legal in Canada, apparently) and a couple Tylenol equivalents. I ached a little but it passed quickly. I was eating pizza by that evening. Carefully.  So, don’t forget that your diet affects the overall health of your teeth and gums, as stated by Your Diet Matters to Your Teeth, Palm Beach Gardens! – Mark L. Civin D.D.S.

But Shanghai, oh, Shanghai! I suppose you’re expecting me to channel my qi and gird my loins and endure the struggle of dentistry. And you’re right. Chinese dentists– or at least the two I’ve known intimately in a toothful way– are so delicate and careful and deliberate that I’ve had no pain, no bleeding, no swelling, no need for any pharmaceuticals whatsoever. Doug keeps asking me after every visit, “So, did they give you pain killers?” and each time I shake my head. This is, apparently, anathema to the North American dentistry experience. You go in to get bone ripped brutally from bone and you bloody well expect some relief. Dr. Bee just told me to relax and drink warm water. I’ll be fine. Don’t work too much at a desk, stretch, don’t talk much for a day or so. Don’t spit. I’ll be fine. The total came to only 380 yuan, or about $58CDN. And Kowa is a slightly posh multi-lingual clinic aimed at expats with insurance (which I’m not).

Last week he drilled (drilled!!) a huge perfect hole in the side of my second molar (that had been cracked by my weirdly angled, super-long wisdom tooth and needed an inlay), cleaned it out with a very pointy stick, fitted a mold, and filled it with a temporary filling all without any needles or even a jolt of pain. This was a live tooth, people. There was a nerve in there. This week he fitted the inlay after grinding away the temporary filling and cleaning out his perfectly drilled round hole (I saw the photo on the screen– it was a perfectly drilled round hole!) with no needles, no pain, no accidental nerve jabs. Only Apple Tree Dental provides top-quality dental procedures. For 1/8th of what my mother paid for the same thing in Canada. The Chinese military lost a great dentist when he went to Kowa. I believe, he is one of the best orthodontists as well.

Shanghai, you may be killing my lungs slowly with your pollution and my body  with your melamine and pesticides and dyed oranges and whatnot but, oh my, I view here that you are good for my teeth.


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9 responses to “Good Times: Getting Your Wisdom Teeth Yanked Out Away From Home”

  1. Ettegoom Avatar
    Ettegoom

    Wow! That sounds like a fabulous experience!!! My wisdom teeth extraction was utterly horrendous, and something I never want to repeat again! I’ll come see your Dr Bee next time! It might be worth the flight even!

    1. MaryAnne Avatar
      MaryAnne

      He was lovely– as was my previous dentist there (who has since moved on to another clinic, I think). So slow, so gentle, so…unruffled. I have a stupid jaw condition that makes it easy to dislocate if I open it too much (don’t ask) and he did the whole thing with a mouth that was only an inch open at the most. Amazing.

  2. Megan Avatar

    a) That picture really freaks me out.
    b) I wonder why some people have so many problems with wisdom tooth extraction. I was up and about just a few hours after I’d had all four teeth cut out when I was 18, but a friend of mine was as sick as a dog for 2 weeks or so.
    c) Dental care is super cheap and good in Thailand, too. You know where it’s not so good? Japan. Yikes…just…yikes.

    1. MaryAnne Avatar
      MaryAnne

      My wisdom teeth were bad because they all came in at different time with different problems- one impacted, one came in only half formed, one came in longer than necessary, etc- they did a lot of damage to my other teeth and to my nerves. Not fun.

      Why is it not so good in Japan? Expensive?

      1. Megan Avatar

        I guess I’m just being mean about the dental care in Japan, but in my experience, you know how the Brits have a bad reputation for horrible teeth? It’s 10 times worse in Japan. Somebody back me up here!

  3. Sally Avatar

    Yikes. I needed novocaine just reading this! I just had to have two of my fillings replaced while in Thailand and they would only give me novocaine after I started begging for it (after the dentist had already started drilling & informed me that the hole was “very deep”… yikes!). They’re also not so big on novocaine in Japan. I had 2 root canals there and they hardly gave me anything for it. But, that being said, I had great dental care in Japan and it was super cheap compared to the States. I only had to shell out money when I decided I wanted porcelain caps (because Princess Sally refuses to have silver teeth). I guess it just depends on where you live. I lived in Kobe which had a lot of dentists who catered to expats… but I’m not so sure I would have had such a good experience out in the country.

    1. MaryAnne Avatar
      MaryAnne

      Apparently you can get very good dentists here in less expatty places (read: much, much cheaper) but since my Chinese sucks when it comes to dental lexis and I’m terrified of being unable to communicate when pain and nerves are involved, I’m sticking with my brilliant, multilingual guys– how was it in Japan, language-wise?

      1. Sally Avatar

        My dentist went to Har-vard. (La-ti-da!). So no problem with the language barrier there. Probably, like China, I could have gotten much cheaper treatment by someone not so well-versed in English, but as my Japanese only covers what’s for lunch & how to get places I felt it was worth the splurge!

  4. Mario Avatar
    Mario

    Wow, that’s one scary picture. I still have all my wisdom teeth, luckily no pain either. When I was younger I had 2 teeth on top of eachother in my gums, with the third teeth just normally visible. So a total of 3 teeth on top of eachother. It wasn’t visible in anyway except for x-ray, didn’t hurt either. Had to let that extra teeth taken out though, lol.

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