I’ll See Myself Out: Notes on Being a Tired Hermit With Possibly Unrealistic Expectations

I’ve got approximately two months left in Shanghai.

 

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Oh, hello Shanghai!

 

After over four years in this city, most of which were spent trying to feel like it was home and trying to convince myself that I was in the right place, doing the right thing, I’m now suddenly feeling small and unexpected pangs of pre-emptive nostalgia for a city I haven’t even left yet and which I now fear I didn’t do justice.

I’m also busy mentally constructing stupidly contradictory self-assessments of how I have used my time here. You know, the whoa, I really sucked at this version of the story and the holy crap, I actually did a lot of stuff in spite of everything narrative.

I may be a touch hard on myself. Just a bit.

 

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Look, I’m participating with great enthusiasm in the Tomb Sweeping Festival by eating sticky grass flavoured rice cakes stuffed with sweet bean!

 

You know all those days over the past several years where I was completely unable and unwilling to leave the flat? Those times when I felt too tired or annoyed or uninspired to go out and explore the city because it was too big, too noisy, too overwhelming, too confusing?  When I was totally not making use of the cultural and social and linguistic opportunities spread before me, simply because I didn’t have the mental and emotional energy required?  When all I wanted to do was to hide under the duvet with an unending stream of coffee and Kindle action, emerging only potter around in the kitchen for a while before retreating back under the covers?

Yeah, not much has changed.

My June deadline is looming, however, and I feel like I really ought to get my act together and brave the wilds of this city. You know, go out and explore interesting, far flung corners and meet interesting people and, like, learn stuff and do stuff. Because I’m in China and all. Because I’m supposed to be someone who is brave and adventurous and well-travelled. Or at the very least not a pallid, hermitty shut-in.

Mostly what I’ve been doing recently, however, is working.

 

I deal with it by drinking my bodyweight in tea. Note the cat mug. I have 2: one red, one blue.  That helps.
I deal with it by drinking my bodyweight in tea. Note the cat mug. I have 2: one red, one blue. That helps.

 

My Super Sekret Linguistic Interrogator gig has unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you look at it) been exceptionally busy this month so I’ve spent a vast amount of my waking hours on trains or in taxis or locked in far flung exam rooms in Nanjing, Jinan, Hefei, Hangzhou and in various venues around Shanghai, grilling terrified candidates about nonsense or marking stacks of essays roughly the same thickness and linguistic clarity as a decent Tolstoy novel in the original Russian (note: I can’t read Russian).

This kind of work, I should add, is really, really, really bad for you, in much the same way that a 4 day methamphetamine binge might leave one feeling somewhat depleted afterward (I’m just guessing here).

I’m currently writing this from under the duvet after downing 4 shots of espresso, brain still brutally foggy after a 4 day exam marathon, having just emerged around 10pm last night from a long train journey back from Hefei. Espresso shots #5 and 6 are burbling away on the stove as we speak.

I haven’t bothered to open the curtains yet, even though it’s already well past 9am and the birds have been hollering outside since 5am, when they woke me up. I can’t quite bear the thought of getting my act together for today’s small tasks: buy train tickets for Thursday’s gig in Hangzhou, hunt down a few cans of coconut milk for my morning coffee, get rent money. The thought of leaving the flat leaves me feeling exhausted.

I’m definitely not going to do Shanghai justice today.

 

The above, I must now add, is how my overly self-critical narrative is constructed.

 

More realistically, I need to make a note of all the things I omitted.

You know, the things I gloss over when I try to convince myself what a lousy expatty type I am, when I force comparisons between myself and everyone else and their dog who has passed through this city at one time or another.

You see, I don’t just compare myself (unfavourably) to one person who has done awesome things. I compare myself to all of them. At once. And for some reason, I can never live up to the collective, cumulative experience of a few hundred very diverse individuals. Go figure.

Aside from the fact that I’ve been busy bouncing around Eastern China interviewing hundreds of students and reading a bazillion of their essays and making my way through new and daunting cities where I’m functionally illiterate and still linguistically overwhelmed in spite of my seemingly futile efforts, I’ve also been making a massive effort to step out of my duvet-heavy comfort zone to do lovely new things with lovely people.

 

Some things I’ve done recently that were actually quite wonderful and worth noting

 

1. I went for a Tomb Sweeping Festival picnic in the forest with a bunch of really lovely people.

There was greenery, good food, a great mix of Chinese and laowai, good conversation and a bit of much needed fresh, flowery fragrant air. GongQing Forest Park is not exactly Banff or Northern California, but there are trees and there is undergrowth and there is a lake, all within the city.

Also, you can buy pretty much anything you could ever desire (from balloon animals to stinky tofu and roasted sweet potatoes) just outside the park gates.

 

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It’s kind of hard to escape the wedding photos in this city, even out in the urban forest.

 

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I would have done the same

 

Forest park
It can get overwhelming here.

 

2. I explored the art galleries of Moganshan lu over the course of a fabulous afternoon with good friends

One of the friends wrote about that afternoon here.

 

art mannequin
Alas, not a performance piece.

 

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And we had a lovely dinner afterwards

3. I played tourist at the Longhua Martyr’s Cemetery and Temple with one of the aforementioned friends (and her mother who was visiting)

 

Longhua dog
Look! Culture! Dog! Monks!

 

Longhua
See, not a duvet!

 

Martyr's Cemetery
Culture, history AND language!

 

4. I had some amazing afternoons and evenings wining and dining with a bevy of awesome writers (who are also awesome friends) who passed through town.

A few weeks ago, there was a sudden mad frenzy of social activity when a whirlwind of brilliant, brave bloggy ladies all converged in Shanghai for a remarkable and exhausting long weekend of food, drink and exploration. I forbade myself from constantly comparing myself to them and their achievements and adventures and instead just reveled in the really stimulating and inspiring conversations. I came to realize that my time here hadn’t all been just hiding under the duvet or wearing myself out in the classroom. It was a good thing to realize (even if I haven’t quite accepted it yet).

This is a personal thank you to Jeannie, Fiona, Theodora and Ms CosmoHallitan for helping me (through art, beer, tacos and lots of talking) to see things a bit more clearly.  You guys rock.

 

The good-times sign-up sheet for my last 2 months here is still up.

Feel free to add your name to it.

Comments

17 responses to “I’ll See Myself Out: Notes on Being a Tired Hermit With Possibly Unrealistic Expectations”

  1. tallgay Avatar
    tallgay

    I recall those marathon oral exams with sadness. We had the power to make or break the employees’ whole lives based on their ability to speak English. My partner and I decided that if the speaker could only use a conjunction, they passed. We would even coach them: “you went to the store AND you bought a banana”. Sadly, so many just couldn’t repeat what we said. If they could, they were promoted and got a pay raise.

    1. MaryAnne Avatar
      MaryAnne

      I wish my exams were just pass/fail ones and that I could nudge them up just enough! We have a really detailed rubric to work with so have to grade each area (fluency/pron/lexis/grammar) accordingly and have to be stupidly careful as our exam recordings are regularly monitored by Cambridge. Ugh. I wish I could give some the benefit of the doubt! Lots of hopes and dreams ride on these scores and only a very very small percentage have what is needed.

  2. Theodora Avatar

    Aw, thank you for writing about me. I’m so behind on my blog I’ve only just got into March (ulp!)…

    And… let’s hope our paths cross in the UK (or are you doing Canada instead now?) xxx

    1. MaryAnne Avatar
      MaryAnne

      The plan so far is to go to Canada for the first 2 or so weeks of JUly, then to the UK for a month, then back to Canada for a bit and then down to Mexico for a few months. Where might you be during that season?

  3. Scott Avatar

    Your plan seems quite good. Too bad we never met up in Jinan. I am going back to Canada for about 6 weeks (June & July) and then back here. The UK might be in my future too. Love that dual citizenship….

    1. MaryAnne Avatar
      MaryAnne

      Indeed, a pity! When do you leave? No chance of a Shanghai visit before then?

      1. Scott Avatar

        Not sure. I am working on it. Was hoping for May 1 break, but have a lot to get done here too. Might be able to manage early June for a weekend as an alternative. Will have to keep you posted 🙂

  4. Jocelyn Avatar

    I can totally relate to your hermit-like existence — that happened to me as well when I lived in Shanghai not so long ago.

    Hope you enjoy your last two months in the city!

    1. MaryAnne Avatar
      MaryAnne

      Is it Shanghai then that makes us want to retreat? I wasn’t sure if it was just me being an anti-social, maladapted laowai or if it was just the fact that this city can be really overwhelming…

  5. Ebriel Avatar

    Yes, yes, yes!! There’s something about this country that brings out the hermit impulse in many of us. Many things about this place, in fact. Your perspective is so candid, and your focus on the quirky aspects of the city that keep it running (rather than ‘oh we ate such-and-such at the Bund today’) are a welcome alternative.

    1. MaryAnne Avatar
      MaryAnne

      Thank you. My writing has been so slow to emerge recently that I wondered if I should start veering toward the eat-at-blahdiblah types of posts just to make it easier than it currently is with my stupidly personal, ridiculously long, dauntingly complicated ones. Sometimes I just don’t have the mental energy to even begin to tackle the posts I have floating around in my head…

      Any chance of a Shanghai visit before July? Are you guys leaving Beijing?

  6. Nomadic Chick Avatar

    My love, it’s always a pleasure to know you more intimately and watch you drink free flowing beer. We must discuss a date in May or June to hang again okay? XO

    1. MaryAnne Avatar
      MaryAnne

      Definitely!!

  7. cosmoHallitan Avatar

    Just back from Yunnan and am free for lunch/dinner/drinks/sightseeing/etc! Have any time next week?

    1. MaryAnne Avatar
      MaryAnne

      Yes! I stupidly agreed to do a ton of exam work over the May holiday but am free after Wednesday! Maybe something on Thursday or Friday next week? I’ll need a break by then…

  8. lostnchina Avatar

    Isn’t it odd how we get nostalgic about the places we have been bitching about? When I was living in China, I couldn’t wait to get out and now I look back at the experience with some fond memories. (Usually to do with unclogging toilets and sinks.) I guess the whole thing can be likened to a dysfunctional relationship. Enjoy your “new life”!

    1. MaryAnne Avatar
      MaryAnne

      Thanks! It’s a weird thing, isn’t it, this nostalgia. I remember being fed up with Turkey by the time I left after 6 years- borderline furious at times, even! And then…I pined like a sentimental fool for it for my first few years in Shanghai. Go figure. Still no idea what will come next in the life plan (plan? what plan?) so hopefully something not too jarring or discombobulating will bubble up. Yay!

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