Category: I’ve got a kid

  • Just Like Starting Over: Hanoi 2.0

    Just Like Starting Over: Hanoi 2.0

    Can I tell you about our early days in Hanoi? Back in October?     So many months ago. The weeks when we lived in a stuffy, cramped hotel room in a curious neighborhood that would have been more curious if it hadn’t been hemmed in on so many sides by major roads that were…

  • Notes on Resuming my TEFLtastic Educatrix Career (with Toddler in Tow)

    Notes on Resuming my TEFLtastic Educatrix Career (with Toddler in Tow)

    Earlier this week, I found out that this particular blog of mine had somehow made it onto the improbably mammoth and random Top 2300 Travel Blogs list, clocking in at number 18 on the Teaching English Abroad category. Aside from calling it by the wrong name (hello, Totally Impractical Guide to Living in Shanghai, y’all,…

  • Parenthood and Place: Notes on Writing About Stuff When You Have Nothing New to Say

    Parenthood and Place: Notes on Writing About Stuff When You Have Nothing New to Say

    Aside from being commissioned to write ridiculously detailed 20,000 word guides for relocating to Chinese cities I’ve never even visited much less lived in (I’ve written ten of these in the past year, which must qualify for a work of relentless, massive fiction on par with Tristram Shandy or War and Peace), I’ve been notably…

  • Let’s Hear it For the Boy: Notes on Thwack’s First Birthday

    Let’s Hear it For the Boy: Notes on Thwack’s First Birthday

    Have you seen this baby? A year ago today, he made a mad dash for the outside world, narrowly averting a first appearance in the hospital elevator, born in a hastily cleared labour room to the sounds of John Coltrane on the iPhone. Everything went so quickly not according to plan that the home birth with the pool…

  • This Is Still Not a Mommy Blog (Even Though That’s All I Do All Day)

    This Is Still Not a Mommy Blog (Even Though That’s All I Do All Day)

    Before I spawned my urchin, I was adamant about keeping the metalepsical church and state firmly separated. I read all of those books about the importance of  keeping your grown up self intact and building a life where the baby mostly fits into your rhythms and routines rather than the other way around. I was pretty…

  • A Totally Impractical Guide to Camping in England With a 4 Month Old Baby

    A Totally Impractical Guide to Camping in England With a 4 Month Old Baby

    Last weekend, we borrowed a car from our crunchy granola car-share group in Leicester and drove to somewhere in Derbyshire (pronounced, approximately, Darbəshr, in case you aren’t intuitively British*) in the cold, grey rain, for a fine weekend of family camping, frantic trail cycling (which we hiked at a leisurely pace) and multi-roomed tents more elaborate…

  • The Happiness Project Revisited: Are We Happy Yet?

    The Happiness Project Revisited: Are We Happy Yet?

     Yes, I’m still plugging away at the Happiness Project.   I’m now more than half way toward the end goal of 100 days of consciously making note of happy moments. I missed one or two days along the way, unable to find anything overtly happy to document. I refused to allow meh to be accepted…

  • The Next Ten Days: The Happiness Project Turns 51

    The Next Ten Days: The Happiness Project Turns 51

    Actually, we’re up somewhere near day 53, but I’m not very good at getting my blogging act together. Some days, I really regret having that ridiculous inner drive to actually finish what I’ve started- even if that something is to find something legitimately happy for 100 freaking days. 100 days of happiness when you’ve just…

  • Notes on a Thwackless Day and Moving to Vietnam

    I am, today, sans Thwack. Just me. For the whole day. For, like, the first time ever. Or rather, for the first time since he rather impatiently forced his way out of me three months ago and proceeded to take over our household and our time and our energy like a chuckling, puking, wriggling, thwacking, cuddly…

  • Two and a Half Weeks: Notes on Memory, Stasis, Change and a Rather New Baby

    Two and a Half Weeks: Notes on Memory, Stasis, Change and a Rather New Baby

    About 18 days ago, I had a baby. This one. Oscar was one week overcooked and propelled himself out of me in barely two hours, emerging with a full head of mod hair, complete with side burns and enough hair over the hypothetical collar to get him kicked out of several elite schools. He looks…

  • Well, That Was Certainly Interesting: Brief Notes on Having Just Spawned a Baby

    Well, That Was Certainly Interesting: Brief Notes on Having Just Spawned a Baby

    Last Wednesday, I did something I’d never done before, in a way that went in a totally different way to how I had roughly planned it. Kind of like blindly climbing Mt Bromo in Indonesia at dawn, with the thick sulphur mists obscuring everything until you’re right at the lip of the volcano, or maybe…