It was a few years ago (1967), but still- he ejected just over there- you can […]
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Any day now, I’m going to have a baby. Like, an actual baby that I […]
People, my mind is muddled like a big ball of muddled things all muddled together with […]
One day, not so long ago, when we were still in the exhausting throes of impenetrable […]
People, I have moved to England. The seemingly interminable spouse visa application process suddenly […]
It’s been raining for about three days now. The kind of rain that comes with […]
For those of you used to my usual summer missives replete with food porn photos and […]
Last Friday, I got married. Married! Moi! To a man! Not a cat, not a mop, […]
Sometimes one or two overly personal and private things can derail your ability to […]
I have a feeling I may need to change the name of this blog, or at […]