Tag: Writing

  • Damn, That Shit’s Elusive: The Happiness Project Revisited (Plus Books! I have books!)

    Damn, That Shit’s Elusive: The Happiness Project Revisited (Plus Books! I have books!)

    About a year ago, probably longer, I announced that I would be revisiting the 100 Happy Days challenge. You know the one- you post every day for 100 days something that made you feel happy, no matter how small, how fleeting. I totally failed. And I am not exaggerating: this post was last saved on…

  • It’s been a while, Shanghai

    It’s been a while, Shanghai

      Well now. Shanghai. Yo. I’m flying in to Pudong International sometime tomorrow afternoon, after nearly four years away from China. I don’t tend to return to cities or countries I’ve lived in: It’s been nearly ten years since Istanbul and seventeen since Cape Town. I feel a bit queasy when I think about returning.…

  • Insert Coherent, Concise, Astute Title Here: Notes on Starting the New Year with a Question Mark

    Insert Coherent, Concise, Astute Title Here: Notes on Starting the New Year with a Question Mark

      One of the downsides to writing every three or six or eight months is that all of the half baked ideas that might have made up a dozen different posts all burble to the surface and battle it out to be the opening line. Hey, I’m still living in repetitive suburbia in Koreatown in…

  • Are We Better Yet? Notes on Writing About Normal

    Are We Better Yet? Notes on Writing About Normal

    When I decided to reopen the cobwebbed vaults of my semi-abandoned online hiding space, I first looked into the drafts folder to see if  there were any false starts in there worth revisiting and finishing. Here are a few of the titles from the past year or so, which never saw the light of day.…

  • Greetings From my New Expat Bubble

    Greetings From my New Expat Bubble

    Hi. You might remember me from such posts as that one six months ago, back when we were still living in Hanoi, in a long, narrow railroad flat perched five floors above the reeking, oil-slick, sewage-milky, belly-up fish filled Truc Bach lake. Like many things in Hanoi, it looked lovely and atmospheric and serene from…

  • A Totally Impractical Guide to Changing Everything All At Once (Again)

    A Totally Impractical Guide to Changing Everything All At Once (Again)

    I should be studying right now. Four units into the first module of a master’s degree in applied linguistics, I’m painfully wrapping my head around the idea of a lexeme’s paradigm (not to be confused with a gangsta’s paradise, though I will admit that I now can’t get Coolio out of my head) and filling…

  • Just Like Starting Over: Hanoi 2.0

    Just Like Starting Over: Hanoi 2.0

    Can I tell you about our early days in Hanoi? Back in October?     So many months ago. The weeks when we lived in a stuffy, cramped hotel room in a curious neighborhood that would have been more curious if it hadn’t been hemmed in on so many sides by major roads that were…

  • Dear Fellow Travellers and Expats: You are NOT More Special or Better or Smarter Than Your Average Bear

    Dear Fellow Travellers and Expats: You are NOT More Special or Better or Smarter Than Your Average Bear

      I’ll admit that I’ve been up since 4am almost every morning this week, woken by a wide-eyed toddler towering over me in the early morning half light, adamantly making the ASL sign for water, food, ball, whatever in my face, and am coping with so much strong Vietnamese coffee that my brain is twitching.…

  • Parenthood and Place: Notes on Writing About Stuff When You Have Nothing New to Say

    Parenthood and Place: Notes on Writing About Stuff When You Have Nothing New to Say

    Aside from being commissioned to write ridiculously detailed 20,000 word guides for relocating to Chinese cities I’ve never even visited much less lived in (I’ve written ten of these in the past year, which must qualify for a work of relentless, massive fiction on par with Tristram Shandy or War and Peace), I’ve been notably…

  • What I’m Talking About When I Talk About China

    What I’m Talking About When I Talk About China

    A few weeks ago, I was randomly contacted by someone working for an expat relocation company. He wanted me to write a guide for Suzhou, a city I spent a total of one afternoon in several years ago, interviewing for a temporary job doing localization editing work for a Chinese video game company producing martial…

  • Waiting For Godot (or a Baby): Notes on Identity, Change and Public Presentation

    Waiting For Godot (or a Baby): Notes on Identity, Change and Public Presentation

      Any day now, I’m going to have a baby. Like, an actual baby that I get to keep indefinitely. Which is, admittedly, an awfully long time. I still haven’t wrapped my head completely around this concept, even though I’ve been quite pregnant for many wine-deprived and sushi-less months now. Little Thwacky McKickerson, currently 2…

  • There has been a slight change of plans, folks

    There has been a slight change of plans, folks

        Sometimes one or two overly personal and private things can derail your ability to write at length about all the millions of notable and weird and interesting things going on concurrently. Sometimes you don’t want to talk about those things just yet, for any number of reasons, but if you don’t at least…